What else am I gonna do while the kid naps?

In the picture below, Sam and I are checking out the scuptures that adorn the Piazza della Signoria, which include the famous Rape of the Sabine. Just around the corner, there's some construction going on at the Galleria degli Uffizi. As we're perusing, he says, "See it, Mama? Looking?" "We are looking," I told him. "No, Mama. FORKLIFT."

Pearls before swine, I tell ya.